DEAR INTERNET,

I have returned. I am safe and sound and spent my trip writing a song and touring cool downtowns on rivers and playing Arkham Horror with some BFFs and showing off my new ink. I also drank a fuck ton of coffee. I HAVE BEEN CLEARED FOR COFFEE CONSUMPTION by my doctor. I have been cleared for everything except immediately moving to a ( Read more... )

I am useless to everyone before breakfast. I mean, I continue to be of debatable utility throughout the day, but it's definitely zip-zero-zilch before breakfast ( Read more... )